Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
If there’s one thing I know, it’s that there’s some people in this world who you can just love and love and love no matter what.
I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere