but morning person + not morning person could make the worst (or maybe the best?) otp
"Gooooood morning dear :)" "fuck you and everything you stand for"
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat
and it got upgraded to first class
My friend said to me today that I’d be pretty if I wore make up, wow, ok, rude
Wear make up like the joker then visit your friend in the middle of the night, stand over their bed and say “AM I PRETTY YET?” then laugh maniacally. Works every time.
Something tells me you’ve done this many times before